I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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