maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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