Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
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"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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