life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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