But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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