his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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