Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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