I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
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He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Are my feet made of real feet?
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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