You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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