you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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