That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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