Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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