Don't you send me to vm
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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