You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
