Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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