Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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