We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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