I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
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I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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