Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
