we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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