Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Even my vagina gasped.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
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