hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
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You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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