bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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