I hate all girls vehemently.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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