Do vagina's smell?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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