He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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