Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Do you remember whose house we're in?
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I'm always down for nudity.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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