Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
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You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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