do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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did you just send me my own nude
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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