Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
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Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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