Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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