is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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