I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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