i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
where does the pee come out of this thing
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I don't deserve a penis
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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