Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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