Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I don't think brook has ever known best
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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