No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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