Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I think a kid would responsible me up
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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