check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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