how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He uses pillows to masturbate.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
stop calling my apartment porn island.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.