so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.