doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
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But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
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I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf