when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
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I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I don't deserve a penis
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.