Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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