Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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