FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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