You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize