the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
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Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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