At least make sure they are 18
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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