Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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