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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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