if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
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Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
ok first of all what the fuck
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