She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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