My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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