fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Randomize
